American Boy Chapter 31 - Teaser

I was about to comment about how Edward hadn’t told me their plans, when there was a loud knock on the door. “Open up. It’s the police.” Rosalie’s eyes bugged out and Alice whipped open the door to show a plain looking man who looked like he should be in a Proactiv commercial, in a cop uniform and I immediately thought they sent the wrong guy. “Which one of you is Rosalie Hale?”

Rosalie tentatively raised her hand as he put his old school looking CD player on the center table and everyone looked around anxiously. God, I hoped we were being punked!

I watched as Alice went over to whisper something to the gangly looking guy, who should probably be part of the Nerd Herd from Chuck and not working as a stripper in Boston. He started to look a little sad when Alice finally relented and he turned on the music, ‘Hey Big Spender’ coming out of the speakers and we all cringed a little bit.

“Who wants to see the long arm of the law?” the stripper asked as he stroked his nightstick and then grabbed his crotch.