The Resolution Chapter 23 - Teaser

I know, I just posted Chapter 22 this morning, but I've been on a roll, finally breaking through the block I've been suffering through for the past month or so. Anywhoo, enjoy the teaser:

“You are a much stronger woman than I am,” Esme said quietly as I squeezed her hand back in return, letting her know I supported her. “He’s going to try and come to see you soon.”

“No, he’s not Esme. I’m not foolish enough to believe that. It’s been over a week, I’m tired of people making excuses for him. To be honest, even if he did show up here on his knees groveling, I’m not sure I would want to talk to him. I know he’s your son, but I’m finding it very hard to be understanding when I am sitting here in a hospital bed unsure if I will be alive next week,” I stated emphatically as Esme nodded her head slowly. We had always had this rather honest friendship, even when I was younger and she visited me almost as much as my dad or my best friends had. Esme was like the mother I always wanted when I was sick the first time around, and even though I wanted her in the same capacity now, I knew she had a loyalty to her son.

“Just know he is suffering too Bella. He’s never been in love before and to find out right after you have confessed your love that the person who you want more than anything in the world is sick… well to put it mildly, he is falling apart,” she stated honestly as I nodded my head, urging her to continue. I was taking a sick sort of pleasure in knowing that Edward was suffering just as much as I was. “He’s a shell of his former self Bella. Even before he started dating you he still functioned normally, but these days… he’s not as strong as you Bella.”

Now that you have read the teaser, head on over to P.I.C's Fan Fic Corner, the link is on the right under my favorite blogs and check out my 'Underappreciated Fic Week.' Today's recommendation is 'Fighting For Love' by LexyW!

American Boy - Epilogue Teaser

I was hoping to have this chapter up already, but RL demands over the past few days have prevented me from writing. I am hoping to get the epi to my beta tonight, so wish me luck! Enjoy the teaser!

“Wait bud, that’s for your Daddy, we’ll give it to him in a minute,” I said as I grabbed the thin box from Hayden’s hands and rested it in my lap before I opened the small box and gasped at the diamond earrings that laid within it. “These are beautiful Edward.”

“Not as beautiful as my wife,” he replied genuinely as he leaned forward and kissed me sweetly, with Hayden trying to steal the box from my lap. “What’s this?”

“This is your gift. I didn’t spend nearly as much on it as you did on mine though,” I said remorsefully as I handed it to him and Hayden crawled into my lap. I wrapped my arms around Hayden and watched intently as Edward tore open the wrapping paper of the small narrow box and then pulled off the top to find a t-shirt folded up neatly within it.

“A shirt… thanks baby,” he said quietly, sounding a little disappointed.

“Read the shirt,” I said anxiously as he quirked his eye brow and then unfolded it, holding it up for what seemed like a really long time before he brought it down.

“Are you serious?” he asked as his eyes lit up with excitement and I simply nodded my head. Edward leaned forward and kissed me, with a little more passion this time, squeezing Hayden between the two of us as he showed me just how excited he was. “This is the best gift ever.” I couldn’t help but smile as Edward pulled away and yanked off the shirt he was already wearing to replace it with his new one which read, ‘ Be kind to me, my wife is pregnant.’ “When are you due? Do you even know? When did you find out?”

The Resolution Chapter 22 - Teaser

Ok, so I've had a bit of writer's block with TR, which you would know if you read the latest chapter of A Beautiful Mess, where I wrote it in the A/N. Not to look for pity, but between RL, work and everything else, the fact that I haven't been able to focus on TR is driving me nuts. So instead of stressing, I worked on some one-shots and other stories in the meantime.
However, since the holidays are fast approaching, I decided not to be a grinch and to post a teaser of the upcoming chapter. I promise to get it to you as soon as possible. But think positive, even when I'm blocked my updates only take a few weeks at best! Happy Holidays!


I started driving, with no particular destination in mind, the snow laden trees passing by me as I drove out of town and towards one of the places that reminded me the most of Bella. I hadn’t meant to come here, but it was like the car was taking me without my permission. The parking lot was slightly slick, but I didn’t care. I parked towards the back of the lot, the trunk of my car backing onto the tree line behind it and then I got out and for some reason, decided to sit on the hood of the car, as snow started to fall around me. I then let out a deep breath as I stared at Lake Olympia where I had watched Bella all summer.

I pulled my legs up to my chest in an effort to keep warm and my mind began running through everything that had happened this afternoon. Bella was sick, and it wasn’t any of this cough due to cold shit either. She was very sick, which first made me wonder why the hell she was still in school. Shouldn’t she be in the hospital getting better? Shit... did she even want to get better?

I scratched anxiously at my scalp, my wet hair threading effortlessly through my fingers as I grabbed at the back of my neck, which was one of my nervous habits. I couldn’t shake the image of Bella lying on the couch, looking so fragile and heartbroken. She thought I was leaving her and it was the moment her father told me she was sick that I knew I wasn’t going anywhere.

“I can’t tell you. You’ll leave me Edward. They always fucking leave me. Just like Renee left me.”

American Boy Wedding Outtake Teaser

Yes, I will be posting the wedding outtake next, rather than the epilogue. I could say I was bowing to peer pressure, but since it was fairly evenly split about who wanted the epilogue and who wanted the outtake, I just let my fingers write what they wanted to. Enjoy the teaser. Expect the update in a day or two!

When the last bits of our meal were finished, I was kinda desperate to get out of my wedding dress. “Do you mind if I go change?” I questioned Edward as he helped me off of his lap and I slowly smoothed out the dress, his eyes watching me the entire time.

“Yeah, I kinda mind. I was hoping to get my wife out of her dress,” he said with a sly grin as he stood up and came in front of me, wrapping his arms around me and grabbing the top of the zipper at the back of my dress. My chest was pressed tightly against his as I felt his hands skillfully though slowly pull the zipper down until it would go no further, his hands moving slowly back up my body against the now bare skin.

“Very good job Mr. Cullen,” I replied seductively as Edward turned me around so that my back was now against his chest and he slowly pushed my dress down onto the floor. His hands were all over me, tempting me as he moved them tenderly across my midsection before practically ghosting them up to my breasts, which he cupped firmly, before leaning forward, his mouth right against my ear.

“You’ll be thinking that for the rest of the night Mrs. Cullen. Just how good I truly can be,” he said breathily, causing a shiver down my spine and affecting my entire body. “For the record, there is absolutely no reason for you to change. In fact, I think you are wearing far too many clothes.”

A Beautiful Mess Chapter 1 - Teaser

So all my loyal readers know that my girl Risbee and I did a one-shot entitled 'London Calling' for the Naughty Heels Anonymous 80's Music Contest, which ended last month. We placed 2nd (pat on the back) and decided to run with the story and extend it. The o/s will be written more in depth and include more of their past, their romance and their future. We are hoping to post the first chapter very soon, but in the meantime... enjoy a small teaser of Chapter 1.

We sat back against her headboard, playing random games of thumb war as I told her about what I wanted to do. I outlined everything I saw us doing over the summer, leaving out the hot sex and making out I had fantasized about, but I knew there would be a lot more involved than just hanging out. I had no idea how the hell I was going to verbalize my thoughts and feelings for her. Perhaps Hallmark made a card for such an occasion?

I’m sorry I’m emotionally stunted, but I have loved you forever. Wanna be my girl and have lots of sex?

“Yeah that probably isn’t a good idea,” I muttered quietly to myself as Bella looked up from our joined thumbs and stared at me curiously.

“What isn’t a good idea?” she questioned, obviously having heard me.

“Umm… running with scissors?” I said randomly as I shrugged my shoulders and she looked at me with an endearing smile.

“You are so fucking weird, but I love it,” she said sweetly as I pressed her thumb down and declared myself the winner of our latest battle. However, I would truly be the winner if she had said she loved me. That would be epic. I brushed my hand slowly down Bella’s arm and watched as goose bumps broke out. I was about to say something in response to her, but the door suddenly flew open and there stood Bella’s mom, Renee, looking frazzled.

American Boy Chapter 39 - Teaser

Holy Moly... Can you believe this is the last official chapter? There's an epilogue and an outtake of their wedding to follow, but hopefully tomorrow I will be posting the last chapter. Oh, how they have come so far. Enjoy the Teaser:

“Do you remember this one?” I asked of Edward as I was pulled from my daydream about our past. It was still so amazing to me how far we had come together. We were standing in front of ‘Sunflowers’ by Van Gogh again and I looked down at Hayden who was now fast asleep, his little arms wrapped around the stuffed toy of Leonardo Da Vinci we had gotten him from the gift shop.

“Yeah, I remember it and I still don’t like it,” laughed Edward as he wrapped his arm around my waist and pulled me against him. Every time we were together like this, I felt like a puzzle piece that was matched with its perfect piece. I looked up at him with a wide grin on my face and kissed him sweetly. “Are you trying to mystify me into liking it cause it won’t happen. It looks like a mess.”

“I won’t try to make you like it baby,” I said genuinely as I entwined my fingers in his and rested my head against his shoulder; reveling in the moment of solitude we had been granted. “It is beautiful though, even though your untrained eye doesn’t see it. Let’s go check out some of the other masterpieces before the little troublemaker wakes up.”

The Resolution Chapter 21 - Teaser

“What the hell do you know?” I asked him angrily as he raised his hands and shook his head in the negative fiercely. Jasper looked downright scared as he put his arms down to his side and began to speak.

“Listen man …” he began to say as Alice and Bella strolled out of the main building of the school and wandered over to join us. Alice wrapped her arm tightly around Jasper’s waist as he finally found the courage to finish speaking. “Contrary to what you think, I know nothing.”

“Ain’t that the truth,” Emmett called out as he walked up behind Jasper and smacked him upside the back of the head. “I still have no idea how you will manage to graduate this year, Ricky Bobby.”

“Thanks for the support douchebag,” responded Jasper, the frustration clear in his voice. The two boys continued arguing over nothing, with Alice and Rosalie joining in to support their men, which was a bit asinine in my opinion. “I’ll have you know I did excellent on my SAT’s. I have a 660 in critical reading, 640 Math and 700 in writing.”

“What the fuck?” stated Emmett, his mouth opened wide in shock. “Those are better than my scores… and Rosie’s too man.”

“Yeah, well just because I can’t afford to go to a good school, doesn’t mean I’m a fucking idiot Emmett,” declared Jasper as he pulled his friend into a headlock and began rubbing his fist furiously against Emmett’s scalp, making him fight as hard as he could against Jasper’s machinations. “Come on Emmett, say I’m smart asshole.”There was a bunch of grunts and groans coming from Emmett, but not once did he admit that Jazz was smarter than him.

American Boy Chapter 38 - Teaser

We had barely left the city and were travelling northeast on 15 when Charlie began fidgeting nervously in the seat beside me. “Is my driving making you anxious Charlie?” I questioned as she shook his head in the negative.

“Nope, I’m good.”

“Are you sure?” I asked again, sensing that something was up with him and he was just not being forthright with me.

“Yeah… but I was kinda wondering something,” he said calmly as I looked at him quickly before turning my eyes back to the road. God forbid I was caught not paying attention by my police chief father in law. “Are you and Bella going to have more kids?”

“Dad,” Bella shouted loudly from the back seat, scaring Hayden so much he started to cry. Bella was quick to soothe him and he fell back into a peaceful sleep as I shook my head slowly, unsure of how to answer him.

“Eventually Charlie. We are in no hurry you know, since we just got the house are getting established in our careers and what not,” I stated emphatically as I heard him concur from beside me.

“We just think you shouldn’t wait too long,” he replied as I heard Bella gasp from the backseat.

“Are you seriously sitting there encouraging me to have sex with my husband, so that you can have more grandchildren?” she asked as I heard him groan a little and then open the window a bit, as though it was suddenly stuffy in the car. “Well, you mentioned it Dad.”

Esme's Erotic Ecstasy Contest - Winners!

I can't believe the contest is over. It seemed like only yesterday that kikikinz and I spent all sorts of time over in Twitter and GChat trying to decide if we should do it. Thanks to everyone who voted and entered. Here are the winners:

First Place: Acts of Endless Forgiveness by Elise Shaw
Story Link:
Story Summary:Canon, set during Twilight. In the aftermath of James' attack at the ballet studio, Carlisle returns home to Esme, each of them sorely missing the other after three weeks apart.

Second Place: Taking Chances by the-glory-days
Story Link:
Story Summary: After finalizing her divorce, Esme finds herself trying to drink her pain away at a hotel bar, and she finds herself being entranced and seduced by the young bartender.

Third Place: The Masquerade by Zeewriter
Story Link:
Story Summary: He's waited for her and she never knew. One Halloween night changes everything.

Kikikinz and I want to thank everyone for their entries into the contest. We recieved much more interest than we ever thought possible and for that we are eternally grateful. Thanks for everyone single one of our friends in the fandom who pimped us out on their blogs, retweeted us on Twitter and referenced out little contest in their A/N. You guys made two contest newbies feel like a million bucks! We <3 you guys hard!!

Fandom Gives Back Auction

Phew... I'm kinda glad the easy part is over. So, I ended up being bought by six awesome ladies today: Nelln, Risbee, SassyK, KikiEnigma, KerryHale513 and my girl MaggieMay14, and to say I am completely shocked by the support they have given me would be an understatement.

So, in the near future, expect to see 6 different one-shots or outtakes from my many stories. They helped me raise $150 for Alex's Lemonade, and I ended up spending $125 myself, so now I'm broke.

I love you girls and even thouggh MY contest is over, run to Fandom Gives Back and bid on another fabulous author, or get a banner made, a cookbook or one of of hundreds of other items! You can even just make a donation of $5 if that is all you can afford. Anything is better than nothing!

Thanks so much for all of your love and thanks to the ladies running the show: ninapolitan, tby789 and lolashoes!

American Boy Chapter 36 - Teaser

Well, we're quickly nearing the end and for all of you that have asked, no there will not be a third installment. Sorry! I am planning to wrap the story up in such a way that there will be no need for one. Anywhoo, without further adieu... here ya go:

“Honey, I’m home,” I called out jokingly as I walked through the front door, pulling off my coat and shoes off and leaving them by the door. I hung my coat up and as I walked towards the kitchen, I could hear the soft gurgling sounds of my son; he sounded happy. “Did I miss anything exciting today?” I asked as I kissed Bella’s temple and turned my attention towards Hayden, who was smiling from ear to ear.

“Well the day started out rough because the little man here decided he wanted to go shopping for a motorcycle. I quickly squashed that idea and then he got angry at me because I wouldn’t let him watch porn on Pay Per View. He then threw a tantrum and threw a block across the room when I told he had to have breast milk for lunch and not a Big Mac like he wanted,” she joked as I rolled my eyes and made a few silly faced at Hayden, who was sitting contentedly in his bouncer while Bella stirred something in a pot that smelled delicious.

I reached forward and grabbed the spoon in her hand, lifting it to my mouth and groaning happily as I tasted the spaghetti sauce she was cooking. “That tastes excellent babe,” I said honestly as Bella just nodded her head in response. “Oh… my mother called me today.”

Maybe I'm Falling For You Chapter 12 - Teaser

Okay, so you know how in Chapter 11 we let you guys know that our upcoming chapters might be delayed because of flightlessbird11's schoolwork? Well, since that is the case, we decided to offer up a teaser to appease the masses. Enjoy:

“I asked for blue cheese. Why is there no blue in this cheese?” she shouted as I came up behind her and rested my hand on her shoulder, startling her. “Oh Edward, thank god. Can you please tell this incompetent boob what blue cheese is.”

“It’s the one of the far left, down at the bottom. That looks like Swiss,” I explained as Alice gave a curt nod to the new girl behind the counter who broke out into tears.

“Thanks, I owe you one. Bella left this grocery list yesterday and I didn’t get anything. Then when I saw she hadn’t even come home last night, I rushed out of the store on my lunch hour to get this shit,” said Alice with a slight groan. I blushed involuntarily from her comment and when she turned back towards the cheese counter, she whipped her head around quickly to look at me again. “She was with you. SHE WAS WITH YOU!”

“Keep your voice down Alice,” I said as I lifted my hand to her mouth to silence her, but she bit my finger instead. “Jesus fuck. Are you off your meds? You fucking bit me.”

Naughty Heels 80's Music Anonymous One-Shot Contest

So... my gal Risbee got this great idea to enter her second contest, her first being the Esme contest that I am running with kikikinz. However, Risbee was full of time constraints and had some snippits of scenes in her head, but not the full story, so I stepped in and next thing you know, I am entering my second contest and we are getting 2nd FRICKING PLACE! behind Ninapolitan of all people. We are both still in complete shock ad we found out three hours ago!
Well, now that the contest is over and word is out of the bag that we wrote 'London Calling', Risbee and I would like to let everyone know that we are planning to expand our original one shot into a full story!
So, if you haven't had the chance to read it yet, feel free to head on over to either of our profiles on and check it out. Make sure you put us on author alert, so you know when our first chapters hit!
Thanks to everyone who voted for us, Sparagus for her fuckawesome beta job and Brandi, for crying like a bitch with a skinned knee because we placed second, and for basically introducting me to Avery aka Risbee!

coldplaywhore & Flightlessbird11 Week

Have you checked out P.I.C's Fan Fic Corner this week? If not, you are missing out on coldplaywhore and Flightlessbird11 week! There will be teasers from all of our active stories, an interview with me and FLB11 and lots of other fun shit planned, so head on over to their site and make sure you leave a comment to let them know you stopped by! FLB11 & I love Tilly & Nikki something fierce, so I am sure you will enjoy the entire week as much as we will!

Thanks! You won't regret it!


Esme's Erotic Ecstasy Contest - Voting Open

Kikikinz and I thought this contest would be funny as hell to run, but who knew we would get 26 entries? Not us. We thought we'd be happy with 5 and joked about needing judges if we went over 10, but here we are and the voting is now open.

Click on this link... yes, this one to be taken over to the kikiwhore profile page on and you can find the voting area right at the top of the page. You can vote for two of your favorite stories, and if you haven't read them all yet, they are great. So I implore you to read and review! Okay, that's it. Go enjoy your Monday morning, after you vote of course.

American Boy Chapter 33 -Teaser

“Hey, you look familiar,” said Bella groggily as I grabbed the small chair situated beside her and sat down, as instructed by Tracy. I took her cool hand in mine and began tracing small circles on the back of her hand, trying to soothe her. “Where were you?”

“I was drinking,” I admitted, my voice full of remorse. “I’m sorry I left. I shouldn’t have stepped away from your side all night,” I said as I bent my head forward, trying to hide the tears from her. The moment I saw her lying helpless on the bed, all the sheets and doctors around her, I knew I wouldn’t be able to reign in my emotions. I was a complete idiot for leaving her at the reception, but I was even stupider for accusing her of not trusting me. She had seen the photo and it was more than incriminating. However, I couldn’t sit here and stew about how stupid my brother had been. I needed to be there for her.

“I’m not upset with you anymore Edward,” said Bella as her eyes fluttered closed and I looked to Tracy, who assured me that things were alright. It was clear that she could see the panic written all over my face. Tracy then began to explain to us what was about to happen and I tried not to watch what was happening a few feet from me, but could hear the doctors talking amongst themselves, every word going over my head.

“I love you,” I said as I leaned forward and kissed her temple softly, her perfect Bella smell assaulting my senses. “Can you believe we’re going to have a Christmas Day baby?”
**I am aiming to post the next chapter some time this weekend**

Fandom Gives Back Author Auction

So I'm apparently glutton for punishment because I signed myself up the Fandom Gives Back Author Auction. My Partner in Smut, flightlessbird11, has also volunteered her banner making services in the auction, so if you are interested in either of us, don't forget to check it out the week of November 15th-20th.

I'm offering up 3 one-shots, either outtakes from any of my stories, or a brand spanking new one of your own imagination. Are you upset Edward & Bella never made it to the Love Parade in Berlin or hoped that there was more info on their wedding in Love Will Come Through... bring it on. I'm open to almost anything, although I do get easily squicked out by E & Jazz or E & Em. Can't bring myself to write the male on male buttsecks. Sorry Ladies! The one-shots have to be between 2,500-7,500 words, but I may make an exception based on the request.

Any questions? Visit for more information!

American Boy Chapter 32 - Visual Teaser

Okay, so here's hoping you went on over to the Fictionators site for Teaser Monday whch had a teaser for the upcoming chapter of AB. (There was also a quick MIFFY Teaser as well). If you haven't visited, there is a link on the right side of the blogs I follow, so go check it out.

This however is a different teaser. It's what inspired me to write Chapter 32 and shows a little bit of the angst & heartbreak Edward will be going through in the next chapter: Kate Bush - This Woman's Work

Go check it out and try not to hate me!

Maybe I'm Falling For You Chapter 9- Teaser

PennyLane84: Well, well lookie who’s here. How was the business trip PBW?

Paperback_Writer: Hey Penny. Business was… well, you can imagine. I thought of you a lot, though.

I stared at the screen for a minute. Why had he been thinking about me during a business trip? I didn’t know if I liked that fact or not. I mean, I had thought about him a lot while he was gone, but I had also spent a lot of time thinking about Edward. I was so screwed.

PennyLane84: Oh yeah? I thought a lot about you, too. It was a couple hellish weeks around here.

Paperback_Writer: I know what you mean – I felt like I was gonna go berserk. What’s got your panties in a knot?

I giggled at his comment, nearly showering my white laptop with my drink.

PennyLane84: What makes you so sure that something is affecting my panties?

*Just as an FYI, we may post the chapter as early as Friday Night.*

The Twilight Fandom Gives Back

Did you know that every year over 200,000 children worldwide are diagnosed with a form of childhood cancer? We cannot ignore this shocking statistic impacting the youth of the world, and we certainly hope that you won’t either. We need your help.

Starting Nov. 15th, through Nov. 20th, you will have the opportunity to help in the fight against childhood cancer. We haven't set a monetary goal because we're firm in the belief that no matter what we set, you will surpass it.

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American Boy Chapter 31 - Teaser

I was about to comment about how Edward hadn’t told me their plans, when there was a loud knock on the door. “Open up. It’s the police.” Rosalie’s eyes bugged out and Alice whipped open the door to show a plain looking man who looked like he should be in a Proactiv commercial, in a cop uniform and I immediately thought they sent the wrong guy. “Which one of you is Rosalie Hale?”

Rosalie tentatively raised her hand as he put his old school looking CD player on the center table and everyone looked around anxiously. God, I hoped we were being punked!

I watched as Alice went over to whisper something to the gangly looking guy, who should probably be part of the Nerd Herd from Chuck and not working as a stripper in Boston. He started to look a little sad when Alice finally relented and he turned on the music, ‘Hey Big Spender’ coming out of the speakers and we all cringed a little bit.

“Who wants to see the long arm of the law?” the stripper asked as he stroked his nightstick and then grabbed his crotch.

The Resolution Chapter 17 - Teaser

“What are you doing?” I whispered into his ear as his hand moved up further to cup my crotch.

“This movie is boring, so I thought I would do something to entertain myself,” he said breathily as I then felt his fingers stroking me up and down against the seam of my jeans. They were pressing fairly hard and I was getting wetter with each pass of his fingers. “You don’t mind do you?”

“N-n-nooo, “ I stuttered out as Edward then put his lips against my neck as his fingers began moving in a circular motion against me. I felt a little tentative about doing this, but we were in a dark theatre and there was no one in the back row with us, so I figured I should stop worrying and just enjoy it.

“Spread your legs more baby,” said Edward as I did what he asked of me and pressed my knees against the arms of the chair, while my feet rested flat on the floor. There was no way I could open then anymore without being on my back. Sadly, that wasn’t an option tonight. “That’s my girl.”

Crazy Week!

So it's been a slightly overwhelming week in the world of CPW. I've always considered myself one of those little writers that has a loyal group of followers (Love You Guys!!) but this week I got my stories recommended on two different websites and I have been giddy all week.

First of all, on the Perv Pack Smut Shack's One-Shot Wednesday, Ninapolitan rec'd 'Sweet & Lowdown', my one-shot from her D.I.L.F. contest. It was my first entry and I didn't expect to place, but to find out I actually got sixth and was in the lead in voting at one point was a shock. So thanks Nina for running such an awesome contest and recommending me. I'm still thinking about puking over this one I am so overwhelmed.

Then on Friday, Kassiah recommended 'Maybe I'm Falling For You' on the Fictionators' Follow Friday. Needless to say, both Flightlessbird11 and myself were excited to say the least, since our little story means the world to both of us. I think it was made even more exciting by the fact that we were rec'd with big named like AngstGoddess003, TaraSueMe and Our friend Kikikinz also had her story 'Seeing Their Future' recommended and I think I was more excited for her than myself!

So, I say thanks to everyone who has recommended me and flightlessbird11.

The Resolution - Chapter 16 Teaser

When I pulled in front of Bella’s house, my heart skipped a beat when I saw that both the Chief’s cruiser and Rosalie’s truck had already left. I glanced at the clock and noticed we had at least forty five minutes until class started. Since it only took us 5 minutes to get from Bella’s house to school, I had forty minutes to spend with her. My mind ran rampant with images of her naked and I practically ran into the house, finding her sitting on the living room couch looking hot as sin.

“Jesus, were you really gonna wear that small skirt to school? It’s November Bella, you’ll freeze your ass off.”

“Well, why don’t you take it off of me then and I can change into something else later?” she asked seductively as my eyes grew wide. Jesus fuck, did she want what I think she wanted? I moved further into the living room and stood across from her as I glanced down at her body, my eyes focusing on her chest. She was wearing my football jersey.

“You took my football jersey yesterday?” I asked, my voice cracking like I was going through puberty.


“Are you wearing anything under that skirt?”


“Would you prefer I carried you upstairs or if you just ran?”

Fic Rec - Meant To Be by juliebee

Okay, so lately I have to admit, I have been enjoying some high school stories. As someone who is currently writing one herself, they just have a certain appeal to me and Meant To Be is no exception.

Her Bella had a bit of a rough go of it in Phoenix and has moved to Forks with a little excess baggage, a young son named Jacob. Yes, she is still in high school, which means she is now subjected to all the shit that comes with it like catty bitches and obnoxious boys. Even the object of her initial attraction, Edward is a bit of a jackass in the beginning, but he quickly redeems himself both in the eyes of the reader and Bella.

I was a little worried when I saw that Bella had a child, but juliebee writes the story so realistically while describing the concerns of alot of new mothers, so I was immediately drawn to it. This morning when an update showed up in my inbox I actually gave off a little squeal at my desk at work and ignored some RL shit to read it. It was totally worth it too!

So, go give it a read You won't be dissapointed and like me, you will probably be eagerly awaiting the next update as much as I am.

Maybe I'm Falling For You - Chapter 7 Teaser

“Whatcha looking at?” he inquired casually as he then noticed where my eyes were focused. “Ah, Baby Bell. Why aren’t you hitting that dude? She’s so fucking hot. If I didn’t have such a hard-on for Rosalie, I would so try to jump her bones.” I turned towards Emmett, my rage somewhat under control as I patted him lightly on the shoulder, although I really envisioning myself punching him.

“We are just friends Emmett. I don’t have to sleep with every woman I come in contact with, like someone I know,” I said sarcastically, dropping a major hint about his complete lack of control where women were concerned. Emmett has never had a serious girlfriend or a girl who was simply his friends. Every time he attempted to become friends with any woman, he ended up sleeping with them, effectively ruining the friendship. “Sometimes I don’t feel the need to ruin my friendships by coming onto them.”

**We are still on track for a Sunday posting of this chapter. Wish us luck**

The Resolution - Chapter 15 Teaser

When I felt like I couldn’t take it anymore, I slid off of Edward’s lap, much to our mutual disappointment. It wasn’t until my hands clasped his belt and I began tugging at it to release him that he realized what I was doing. He casually leaned his head back against the couch and watched intently as I fumbled my way through getting his pants off. “Do you want some help?” he asked, once I finally had his jeans around his ankles, and his cock was straining against the confines of his dark blue boxer shorts.

“Do you think you can do this yourself?” I asked with a sly grin as I moved my hand against his cock, effectively stroking it through the fabric.

“Gah, fuck no,” he forced out as I grinned again, feeling fairly smug about the pleasure I knew I was already bringing him.

“I didn’t think so,” I said as I hooked my fingers in the waist of his boxers and Edward lifted his ass slightly, allowing me to pull them down easier.

Maybe I'm Falling For You Chapter 6 Teaser

Visual Teaser, courtesy of my partner in crime, flightlessbird11.

American Boy Chapter 28 Teaser

"I think I’ve found a way to make both of our dreams come true, but it means coming face to face with a nightmare first.”

“What did you have in mind?” I asked curiously. As though called on by a higher power, someone knocked on our door and I stared at Edward anxiously as he went to open it. Rosalie stood on the other side, looking nothing like the woman we once knew. Her hair pulled back in a loose ponytail, she had huge bags under her eyes and literally looked broken.

She didn’t say anything when she first came into the room, at Edward’s insistence. She didn’t look around for Emmett, most likely unaware that he was even staying here on our little couch. Instead, I couldn’t help but notice that her eyes focused on my ever expanding stomach. “You look good.”

“Thanks. I wish I could say the same to you,” I joked lightly as she gave me a small but tentative smile. “Have you heard of sleep? I hear it’s all the rage with the kids these days.”

Maybe I'm Falling For You - Chapter 6 Teaser

Paperback_Writer: Hey Stranger.

PennyLane84: So you are talking to me again. Have I apologized enough? Would you like me on my knees begging for your forgiveness?

Paperback_Writer: I might like you on your knees, but you won’t be begging.

PennyLane84: You have such a dirty mind PBW.

Are you complaining?

I found myself suddenly feeling very frisky yet also somewhat remorseful. Here I was having just made a pseudo date with Bella for tomorrow morning and I was totally hitting on Penny. What the hell was I supposed to do? Perhaps I should reign in the feelings that Penny stirred in me and just take a step back for a moment. Go back to the casual friend thing we had going before.

PennyLane84: Not complaining one bit. Your sexy banter is making my girly bits weak.

Maybe I'm Falling For You Chapter 5 Teaser

“Uh no, if I was trying to pick you up I would probably use one of those lame pick up lines like ‘nice shoes, wanna fuck?’ I tend to find crass humor is the way into a woman’s heart,” I said with a laugh and I was surprised and pleased that she actually laughed at me. Score one for Edward.

“Okay, you can buy my coffee smartass,” she replied as we moved ahead one spot in line and Margaret stared at us with a huge grin. “I take a…”

“Large CafĂ© Latte with extra foam,“ I said quickly as she looked at me with wide eyes, the surprise clear on her face. I didn’t exactly want to man up and tell her I had secretly been stalking her, so I came up with the best excuse I could muster in such short time. “I’m psychic.”

Fic Recommendation - Home Run

Okay, so I've been slack on my recommendations lately, but that's only because I've been posting my own stories like crazy. I know you guys don't complain about that.

However, what the hell should you read between my updates? Easy... go check out Home Run by jadedandboring. The story has held my interest since I first started it a few chapters back and I have to admit, it is simply adorable.

Her Bella is a sports writer, who doesn't really like sports and is the klutziest person on the face of the planet, really. She might as well not be able to see she trips, falls and injures herself and others so frequently. Oh and she can't be stumped by song lyrics, ever, which is funny as hell. Edward, just happens to work for the baseball team that Bella is assigned to work on and the attraction is instant between the two of them.

Jadedandboring does a grest job of building the tension between the two of them and I am throughly loving the lighthearted romp she is leading us through. So go check it out and review. Don't forget to tell her that cpw sent you :)

The Resolution Chapter 13 Teaser

I sat on my bed, reading ahead in my book of short stories for English, since I knew I wouldn’t be studying tomorrow afternoon, when I heard a rustling noise outside and Edward awkwardly climbed in the window. I practically launched myself off of the bed, pressing him against the far wall as I forced my lips onto his, kissing him desperately.

“I should go wake up Charlie and press charges against you for assaulting me,” Edward joked quietly as I smacked him on the arm.

“I don’t see you complaining,” I said as he latched his lips onto my neck and pushed me back towards the bed, throwing his coat off in the process.

“I’m not complaining, especially since you look like this,” he said as he motioned with his hand across my body at my pajamas, which was a black cotton cami and boy short set I had picked up while in Port Angeles in the summer.

“You like?” I said seductively as I moved back on the bed slightly and he climbed on in front of me, his one knee between my legs as he hovered over me.

“I love,” he muttered slowly as he kissed my lips chastely. “So baby… where were you this weekend?”

The Resolution Chapter 12 Teaser

This one is for my porn sister and all my lovely tweeters. Why don't you broads post a comment every now and again? I know you people read it :) LOL

“Did I ever tell you what Rosalie and Alice got me for my birthday?”

“How the hell is that relevant to our conversation?” he inquired. I could hear the curiosity ripe in his voice and smiled to myself as I walked over to my dresser and fished the toy out from underneath all my socks and underwear. I took it back with me to the bed, not planning to use it, but still hoping I could convince Edward to come over.

“Trust me, it is,” I said slyly as I turned it on and held it up to the phone, trying to hold back my laughter. When I finally lifted the phone back to my ear and turned off the toy, resting it back on the bed, I was greeted with silence. “Are you still there?”

“Do you seriously have that?”

The Resolution Chapter 11 Teaser

“Don’t start something you don’t plan to finish Cullen,” I said with a seductive grin as Edward rolled his eyes.

“Trust me Bella, if I was going to start that, I would most definitely finish it until you were screaming my name so fucking loudly you lost your voice,” he declared confidently as I grinned and reached over for his belt, desperate to get it off of him. “No.”

“No?” I asked feeling somewhat saddened by his rejection.

“Bella, stop being so pushy about it. Yes, we will have sex, now come back here,” he said sweetly as I tentatively climbed back onto his lap and Edward grabbed my bra, pulling it off of my shoulders and throwing it onto the floor. He leaned in and kissed right between my breasts before pulling back. “I want you more than I have ever wanted anything in my entire fucking life.”

The Resolution Teaser Chapter 10 #2

** For my girl GreenEyedGirl17**

“I’m sorry,” I muttered quietly against her lips. My first attempt at a real date and I felt like I had fucked it up beyond all recognition.

“Edward. Shut it,” retorted Bella as her lips descended to my neck and she began sucking furiously. I groaned her name loudly as the creepy music from the movie filled the car and I felt her shudder above me. Bella suddenly reached behind her to turn off the radio and her back arched, leaving her breasts tight against her pale white sweater. Without even a second thought, I suddenly leaned forward and bit down on her nipple, through the two layers of fabric and Bella moaned appreciatively, spurring on all further actions.

**Chapter may be posted tonight or early tomorrow.**

Esme's Erotic Ecstasy Contest

That's right... an Esme contest hosted by me and kikikinz. We're apparently glutton for punishment because as if we didn't have enough going on, we suddenly got this marvelous idea for a contest where everyone shows Esme some loving. Seriously, she is one of the most underused characters in Fic and needs some loving.

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American Boy Chapter 24 Teaser

“Don’t be such a spoil sport Edward,” I retorted in frustration as I noticed the houses along the road becoming sparser, which was just what I wanted. In my brilliance this morning, I had tossed on a skirt and as Edward wasn’t paying attention to me, I sat up and slowly peeled my panties off, dropping them on dashboard with a seductive grin. As Edward’s eyes noticed the small scrap of fabric, the SUV suddenly jerked to the side and I heard him let out a long growl.

“What are you doing?” he asked as I noticed the car had slowed somewhat and he fidgeted, his shorts clearly getting tighter thanks to his straining cock. I released my grip on Edward’s hand and then rested my hand on his thigh, rubbing gently before finally moving it over top of his very obvious erection. I cupped it over the fabric and slid my hand up and down his length as I heard Edward grinding his teeth.

“I’m about to get in trouble."

** I hope to post on Friday btw**

The Resolution Chapter 10 Teaser

“Shit… fuck,” I muttered out as I noticed Edward quirk his eyebrow. I had clearly been caught. “Sorry, I was just wondering when the movie is supposed to come on,” I said tensely, although I hoped I was sounding casual. The last thing I wanted was Edward to call me out on staring at his junk because I would have word vomit spew from my mouth and I would no doubt admit I had been thinking about giving him a blow job. Not exactly first date talk unless you are Jessica Stanley, in which case a first date isn’t successful unless she’s been fucked thoroughly.

The Resolution Chapter 9 - Teaser #2

“I saw you talking to Peter and…” he began to say as I reached up and started to stroke his hair back from his forehead. “I just got all jealous and possessive and shit. He didn’t know that we were together and I know he wants you.” Edward stepped back from me for a moment, his anger towards Peter very obvious on his face.

“Just because Peter wants me, doesn’t mean I want him,” I said confidently as I grabbed some belt loops on Edward’s pants and pulled him back to me. “I want you,” I whispered, what I hope was seductively into his ear.

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My girl flightlessbird11 has created me another fuckawesome banner. I bow to her greatness! :)

The Resolution Chapter 9 Teaser

“Are you thirsty?” she asked as she peeked her head into the living room where I was nervously tapping my fingers against my knees.

“Uh… sure. You can get me whatever you are having,” I replied aimlessly, my mind now overwrought with images of Bella and I fucking. I shook the image from my head knowing full well it wouldn’t happen today and tried to calm myself. “I’m putting on a movie.”

“That’s fine,” said Bella with a laugh as she walked in holding two cans of cold Sprite and handed me one. I flipped it open and took a sip as Bella sat down beside me and ‘Ocean’s Eleven’ started on the TV. “Good pick.”

“Thanks,” I muttered quietly, suddenly feeling very nervous. I had no idea how to start things with her all of a sudden. What I really wanted to do was pounce on her, push her against the couch and feel her body beneath mine as I explored every inch of her with my lips, but that was a bit forward, even for me. I rested my soda can on the end table and turned to look at Bella, who was now dressed in a pair of shorts and t-shirt. I was about to open my mouth to say something, when she suddenly wrapped her hand around my neck, gripping tightly and pulling me onto her body as she laid down on the couch. Holy shit, she’s a mind reader.

Maybe I'm Falling For You Teaser - Chapter 2

“Today is off to a fanfuckingtastic start,” I said sarcastically to no one in particular as I grabbed my coffee and turned around to leave the store. As I walked past Hot Coffee Guy, I distinctly heard a giggle escape his lips, no doubt laughing at the fact that I’d just scrambled on the floor looking for change to pay for my coffee with. I resisted the urge to tell him to go fuck himself, only because I was late enough already to go pick up my dogs. However, in my over active imagination I was envisioning several different forms of medieval torture as I cursed his pretty little head. Jerk.

**As a note, we will be posting Chapter 2 today in advance of the long weekend since I may be going away. Enjoy! **

The Resolution Chapter 8 - Teaser # 2

I noticed a small tear fall onto her cheek and I leaned in to kiss it away. “You have no idea how long I have wanted this…” she said as she motioned between us. “How long I have wanted you.”

“You shouldn’t cry about it,” I said as I kissed her other cheek and my hand moved up along the crook of her neck, settling in the thick mess of hair at the back of her head. I leaned forward even more until our foreheads were touching.

“They are happy tears,” she insisted as I silenced her with my lips, which found purchase against hers. We meshed together like a puzzle piece as Bella’s hands worked into the back pockets of my jeans and she pulled my entire body against her as I deepened the kiss, both of our mouths opening to welcome the other.

For My Partner in Smut

Fic Recommedation - Rescue Me by Sparagus

You guys already know I read a lot of stories. In fact, I read so many I don't even remember how I came across this little gem, but after reading her latest chapter, I had to write something about it that amounted to more than just a review, because she is one of those underappreciated but well written stories I am always bitching about.

Sparagus has done an awesome job with Rescue Me which starts out with a slightly tortured Bella trying to find her way after the death of a loved one. It's an Edward and Bella love story with a lot of heart and realistic drama. She was nervous about writing her first lemon, but let me tell you, she had no reason to be anxious. Sparagus is old enough to understand that not EVERY chapter needs to be filled with sex to be enticing and is able to hold the readers interest with plain ol' good storytelling.

So in short, send your friends, mothers and grandmothers over to Rescue Me. You won't be dissapointed.

Rescue Me is rated M and is a Work in Progress.

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American Boy Teaser - Chapter 23 #2

“It’s never gone anywhere Bella. An extra hour without us in it won’t kill it,” I said with a laugh as I buried my head into her neck and began kissing her softly. “They don’t even charge baby. It’s not like they will go broke,” I added as I wrapped my arm tight around her and pushed my hard cock against her ass.

“Edward,” Bella forced out quickly, though breathlessly. I knew her resolve was waning when I slid my hand down towards the junction of her thighs and spread them open slightly, Bella’s body turning till she was on her back.

** I am hoping to post the full chapter on tonight :)

MaggieMay14 Starts a Blog!

Yes, it's true my beta has started her own blog:
Dozens of readers have mentioned that they check out Maggie's favorite's list on Fan to determine what they should read next. I'm a little biased in saying she has great taste in stories because she is my beta, but she's a little insane like that. She has yet to recommend a story to me that I haven't liked. She got me reading Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain, Falling For You by GreenEyedGirl17 and Emancipation Proclamation by Kharrizmatik, all of which are excellent stories.

I highly recommend you take a glance over to her blog and see what she has to say. I promise her recommendations won't dissapoint. She also is just as obsessed with Rob and good smut, as I am.

American Boy Chapter 23 Teaser

“It’s bigger than I thought it would be,” I said as we stopped in front of it and I began to snap a few photos with our camera.

“That’s what she said,” replied Edward crudely as I felt his hands resting on my hips and his hardness pressing into my ass.

“You’re incorrigible.”

“You love it, otherwise you wouldn’t have agreed to marry me or have my baby,” he said gloating triumphantly. “And admit it baby, isn’t that what you first thought when you saw my cock?”

Bowing to Peer Pressure

Okay, so there totally isn't any peer pressure what so ever, but my hand is tired from sending teasers via so I fashioned up this fancy looking blog to offer up teasers and various other little words of wisdom.

It sucks to use Twitter to tease because I can only offer up 140 words. When have I ever done anything in 140 words?? Yeah, that's what I thought. I can hear the snickers out there. I know I'm a wordy bitch.

Anyways, follow or don't follow, it's all good. Enjoy the train wreck!

The Resolution Chapter 8 Teaser

“Yeah, the weather is supposed to remain clear all day so Billy and I are going out in his boat with Harry today. I should be back before dinner, so just order the usual pizza for us from Gino’s and pay with the cash I left on the dining room table, alright?” asked Charlie, the concern clear in his voice. “Are you sure you will be okay staying home alone today?”

“I’ll be fine dad. I’m eighteen years old now. I think I can manage to take care of myself for a few measly hours. I’ll probably just invite the girls over to watch movies or something,” I said with a grin, knowing full well if I was inviting anyone over it would be Edward.